Here is another story for a Flash Fiction contest. The theme was Immortality, with a 1,000 word limit. It is more of a parody, but I enjoyed writing it.
The house was smaller than I thought it would be: just a small cottage in the middle of a densely wooded area. Beneath a thatched roof, a flickering candlelight faintly illuminated a solitary window. The dirt driveway leading to the hovel was long and winding, with a heavy iron gate at the entrance. The trees, which stretched for miles on either side, stood spectrally under the pale glow of the waning crescent moon. It was all a very eerie sight, but he had mentioned that I was to come at night if I wanted the story. I had contemplated long and hard about coming out here, but in the end, my curiosity prevailed.
I had no trouble getting through the gate since he had sent me the curious-looking key - also of iron, the initials T and B wrought in bronze upon it – within his correspondence requesting me to interview him. The letters he sent me, written in an elegant longhand, were all signed with a single name, Theodore, so I could only presume the initials on the key were his own.
The door opened slightly as I approached, and a small silhouette stood in the doorway. My initial impression was that he was wearing a disguise to keep his mysterious identity concealed, but as I drew near I discerned he was covered in a thick coat of fur-like hair. He had warned me of a condition he had, and of his small stature, but this was unexpected. I stared down at the dwarf-sized figure for a moment before I greeted him, wondering if what I was seeing was real.
“I was beginning to doubt that you would show, Mr. Walker,” he said in a voice almost as quiet as a whisper. “You know, it is not wise to keep a man of my caliber waiting.”
“Your...caliber, sir?” I was dumfounded; the man before me was extraordinarily small and furry, and seemed as harmless as a garden gnome. I thought then that maybe he had some strong political influence, but it was difficult to see him as anything other than a laughing stock.
“I see you are unimpressed at my physical appearance. Very well, then. Please, come in, and I will relate to you how I became what I am today.” In a blur of movement, I was shoved inside the house and the door was slammed shut behind me; Theodore was sitting in an antique leather wing chair next to an empty fireplace. He motioned for me to sit across from him, and I obeyed. Before I could ask a question, he was telling his story, and so I took out my notebook to record it.
“Before I was turned, I led a life of darkness and despair. In my childhood, I was continuously locked in chests and closets by other children of the orphanage. They beat me and bit me and threw me around because I was smaller than they. The matrons never showed an iota of care about this abuse, and refused to listen to my pleas for help. It was a lonely and desolate road to adolescence.
“But then one day, the closet door opened, and a new face appeared. I tensed, bracing myself for the normal poking and prodding and biting that I had become accustomed to. But the mysterious figure only stood there, staring at me sympathetically. ‘Would you like to live forever, young Theo?’ he asked.
“What a ludicrous question, I had thought. Not a day had passed that I hadn’t wished I was dead, and this fool asked me if I wanted to keep living. But before I could offer my retort, he posed another question, one much more intriguing than the last. He knelt down and put his face close to mine. I could see that his eyes were vacant and he smelled faintly of cranberries. ‘How would you like to possess unimaginable power?’ was the question he asked, and of course, I consented.
“At first I was thrilled at the ability to exact my revenge on those wicked people of the orphanage, and I reveled in my newly acquired power. But once they were all dead, I was at a loss of what to do with the rest of my endless life. I wandered the streets of the world, once again alone. I could go anywhere and do anything, but I could not help but feel vacant inside. I had no friends and no family; even my maker had gone off after he turned me.
Theodore paused for a moment. He could see that I was losing interest in his depressing tale. “Do I bore you, Mr. Walker?”
“Oh, no, sir, this is all very interesting. But there is something else about you that I would like to know more about.”
“And what would that be?” he asked, obviously annoyed at my apathy. “Do you wish to know the size of my fangs?”
“Actually, Sir, I think the public would be more interested in how you became a living teddy bear.”
Theodore looked at me bewildered. “What do you think I was just telling you?”
“Uh...excuse me? Weren’t you just telling me how you were a vampire?”
“A vampire? How on earth did you get that impression?”
“Well, I...uh...just thought that-”
“No, Mr. Walker, I am not a vampire. I do not suck people’s blood to survive. I am a teddy bear, given power beyond anything comprehendible, and doomed to an immortal life for the sole purpose of wanting to get back at my childhood suppressors. I contacted you to publish my story, in hope that I would not spend the rest of my miserable, eternal life in solitude.”
“I apologize, sir, I did not mean to-”
Theodore hopped out of his chair and waved a furry paw in the air to cut me off. “Just get out. Go!” he said. Reluctantly, I gathered my possessions and obeyed his command, leaving him to be alone once more.
What a great, fun read. You have a real talent and twist to your story-telling. I didn't see it coming!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Candace, I'm glad you enjoyed it!
DeleteHa ha. Just goes to to show you. Morose, sexy vampires have better luck with interviews than do the less attractive monsters.
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